What would life be like if pterosaurs were alive today?

Quouar · 13 days

This is such an articulate and well thought-out article. It might be a silly premise, but the research and sheer attention to detail brings it from the realm of fantasy to reality. Great find! I look forward to part two!

lolocoster · 23 days

They taze/mace you because if someone ever gets it from you and uses it on you, you know what you're up against.

Disco_Gypsy_Fish · 23 days

This is gonna get buried but has anyone given any serious thought to this being a real game on mobile devices? You hold your phone up to a landscape and a little stick figure/bicyclist/skateboarder/etc follows the contours of the land and you try not to fall offscreen? I'm just spitballing here. Could be a pretty sweet time-waster.

Shadow_Jack · 29 days

Why wouldn't Cartoon Network's Adult Swim pick this up? This is right up their alley. Sandwich it between ATHF, Metalocalypse, and Tim and Eric and you've got yourself a power hour.

firethefortune · 1 month

My only regret is that I have only one upvote to give.

firethefortune · 1 month

A thousand pardons, sir. It would appear my eyes were bleary from the eyedrops.

firethefortune · 1 month

WHERE'S ITS REFLECTION??? There is no God.

Aronic22 · 1 month

Truth. I remember seeing a series of interviews with them once where they talked about all the celebrities and personality types they make fun of and that they really don't hate any of them. They crack on George Clooney (who barked as Stan's gay dog, Sparky, in "Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride" from Season 1 AND did the doctor's voice who puts a potato in Kenny's chest in SP:BL&U), Matt Damon (who they admittedly like, but after his puppet in TA:WP came out of the oven deformed, decided to make him retarded), and even Isaac Hayes (who they killed off "with love" after he quit over his views on Scientology). They essentially just get a kick out of making fun of people.

Except Barbara Streisand. They really fucking hate her.

mushpuppy · 1 month

Guy can grow one hell of a beard, gotta give him that.

pintastico · 1 month

Great. Now we can enjoy people arguing about whether meta-art is art or not.

Retard_Insight · 1 month

The More You Know!

titaniumballsac · 1 month

Awesome. Now you're both gonna have NO girlfriend.

fertile_mule · 1 month

GODDAMMIT.

I knew I should have made this last night when I thought of it.

rhott · 1 month

This situation seems pretty tyrannical to me.

Johnx014 · 1 month

I personally found it boring. At first I was like, "Oh cool, Trey and Matt are going to tackle memes," but then it went downhill fast. It felt like they were going in one direction, then another, then another, and then in the end completely reversed any momentum it might have gained. Plus there really wasn't a whole lot I found funny. Usually there are some clever jokes sprinkled throughout, but most just seemed to fall flat (aside from the Planned Parenthood joke; that was pretty righteous). And honestly, all these "OMG guys! It's a reddit shoutout!" comments are annoying the piss out of me. Like reddit is the first place where cats and memes showed up. Until Trey and Matt specifically mention reddit (which in good SP fashion will likely be in reference to kiddie porn or group-think-mentality) I refuse to hop on this circlejerk train.

Although, to be fair, I usually come around to bad episodes of South Park after giving it time to settle. Upon re-watching it a year or so down the road, they're usually much funnier. Maybe it's just because I'm a redditor myself and I'm force-fed memes every day that I didn't find it humorous.

Time will tell.

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