How can I keep my teeth their whitest and brightest while maintaining my meth habbit?

ascetica · 23 days

Kill two birds with one stone, and brush with meth. Just mix a little water with the powder to make a paste, and brush away.

wallyroos · 2 months

I'm douchey. I can confirm being slim.

revenantprime · 2 months

You probably inhaled something toxic. You need to stimulate your prostate and induce vomiting.

NAMASTE_BITCHES · 2 months

Two things.

First, you should have reversed the quantities of sugar and salt.

Second, you will need someone to knead the dough at some point. I volunteer.

tampajim · 3 months

As someone who lives in New Orleans year-round, if you come during Mardi Gras for the purpose of getting wasted and laid, stay the fuck downtown away from me.

Except for sleep, I've been drinking for nearly three days straight. Happy Carnival.

Waking_Phoenix · 4 months

when you're being assaulted by a long hard dick in a violent fashion, and you're rescued by what you thought were retarded thugs in clown costumes, it REALLY changes your perspective on life.

then

He's pulling it out now.

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

SharonCylon · 4 months

You took my joke AND my upvotes. Damn you.

see_me_trollin · 4 months

Holy rule 34, Batman!

etheman00 · 4 months

I did that when I was that age. Now I'm straight as a mother fucking rainbow.

Penisdenapoleon · 4 months

I don't know what the going rate is these days for rain. Back in my day, I could give NASA a few thousand bucks and get rain wherever I wanted it.

Yarrg · 4 months

He threw an Asian at you? That's pretty impressive, I gotta say.

Bordois · 5 months

"Come on!" Mr. Smith ejaculated.

Fizzbit · 5 months

a huge watermark

of a penis.

NOTMantakChia · 5 months

It's not much. Only two differences besides coloring I spotted were the waist and the nipples.

christopherjenk · 5 months

Use one of your gstrings (you do have gstrings, don't you?) to make a slingshot. Read the story of David and Goliath to get stoked. If you miss with the bullets, whip the intruder in the face with your gstring.

After you knock him out, don't forget to chop off his head.

Chairboy · 5 months

A lot of people think we landed on the moon. Ha.

SpamFilterHatesMe · 5 months

our penis

We share a penis? Well heck, that's news to me. I suppose I should tell you you have AIDS

robmidd259 · 5 months

Reminded me of that movie Visioneers. Congratulations OP!

Ikarian · 5 months

And she's shaped like a bell pepper, so no.

What you got against vegetables?

margaritamike · 5 months

To avoid karmically-enforced chastity?

see_me_trollin

TROPHY CASE

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