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All of /r/gardening once summer hits... by eeeeevilin gardening

[–]shadeofpalms 5 points6 points ago

Careful you don't fertilize any resentment from your fellow gardeners.

I'm seriously considering starting a vlog/creative experiment, but I need your help! by DevinBrantingin nerdfighters

[–]shadeofpalms 2 points3 points ago

That's one of Charlieissocoollike's best pieces of advice, I think.. He doesn't make his videos for his audience, he makes them because he likes them, and I think that reflects in his work.

Hey Nerdfighters.. Any ideas for free video editing software? by shadeofpalmsin nerdfighters

[–]shadeofpalms[S] 0 points1 point ago

This is perfect. Thanks!

IAMA Dog Groomer! Ama. by shadeofpalmsin AMA

[–]shadeofpalms[S] 0 points1 point ago

If you use the dawn then I would suggest the conditioner to help the hair bounce back from the harsh treatment you just gave it. It doesn't do much for greasy hair (and in fact can actually make it worse), but if you're doing something really strong to it then I would.

Yorkie hair is really hard to work with, especially the oily type. You can go from not trimming enough to too much with one snip. In my shop it's one of those things where "Well, I did what I could, but the hair is awful and this is what they want.. so..."

What I normally aim for is a head that's trimmed up and tight, but not super duper short. If you fold the ear in half lengthwise (so it's still pointy on top), there should be a line from the tip of the ear, down the jawline, to the end of the chin - anything that falls over that line I trim off.

I'm not sure if that makes sense or not, but it's the standard I use.

I don't know if that makes sense

IAMA Dog Groomer! Ama. by shadeofpalmsin AMA

[–]shadeofpalms[S] 0 points1 point ago

Sorry, I've been crazy busy and haven't been able to get back to this.

Yorkie hair is just.. oily. Period. It's annoyingly nasty and takes forever to wash properly when it gets to its super greasey stage of greasiness.

Try washing their bodies (NOT FACES) with Dawn. Just regular blue Dawn dishsoap - It's mild enough for occasional usage and if you let it sit for about 5-10 minutes it should eat through the grease pretty well. As for their face, never EVER use something that isn't a tearless dog shampoo. You're just going to have to A)Wash it over and over and over and B)Let it sit for awhile with the shampoo on to help it strip the oils out.

As for the actual trimming of the face, the first and best piece of advice I can give you is to brush/comb the fur while you're drying it with a hair dryer (High air flow, lowest temp possible), so it dries straight. Other than that it's a matter of how well you can control your dog and what kind of look you're going for.

Are the dog's ears floppy or upright? Do they move around a lot? Are you going for a rounder look or something more terrier-ish? They all kind of play into what kind of cut to do on the head.

As for the actual haircut on the head, I'm not sure I'm comfortable explaining via text how to do it, just in case I do a bad job of explaining... It's such a sensitive area where so many things can go wrong. I tried finding a video for you on how to do it with a guard comb over your clippers, but apparently that's not a thing youtube groomers do. :/

My little nerd girl's personal b-day card from Neil DeGrasse Tyson by LemurDaddyin Parenting

[–]shadeofpalms 5 points6 points ago

NDT accidentally a letter in 10"t(r)ips"...

Decal Give away #2 of many by nogbogin doctorwho

[–]shadeofpalms 0 points1 point ago

Meeee...

Decal Give away #1 of many by nogbogin doctorwho

[–]shadeofpalms 0 points1 point ago

Pick me, software!!!

IAMA Dog Groomer! Ama. by shadeofpalmsin AMA

[–]shadeofpalms[S] 0 points1 point ago

And I'm sure (s)he is absolutely wonderful at home when they're not in a stressful situation they don't want to be in and is doing everything in their power to escape/end it.

...Reading that, it seems sarcastic, and I really don't mean it to be. Every dog behaves better when it's in it's own comfort zone and not stressed.

It's just my experience, most springers don't handle it well... like ever. Maybe I've just had an especially bad sample group, I don't know.

Every now and then somethig good pops up in my news feed. by StunNikpmupin gardening

[–]shadeofpalms 1 point2 points ago

I canopy the caliber of jokes has fallen so far.

So Reddit, my mother was honestly surprised when the doctor told her to stop smoking and drinking or else she'd be dead in five years. What's the stupidest bit of "Well, yeah..." type of news your parents have dropped on you? by shadeofpalmsin AskReddit

[–]shadeofpalms[S] 0 points1 point ago

it's just the thin end of the wedge

...I'll be honest. I am completely unfamiliar with this term. Also, no drug testing in UK? Crap, you can't get a job at McDonalds without peeing in a cup here (US).

IAMA Dog Groomer! Ama. by shadeofpalmsin AMA

[–]shadeofpalms[S] 1 point2 points ago

Like death and sadness and poo.

IAMA Dog Groomer! Ama. by shadeofpalmsin AMA

[–]shadeofpalms[S] 0 points1 point ago

Anal glands are two internal sacs on either side of a dog's rectum. These sacs contain a fluid that is supposed to be released a little at a time whenever the dog defecates (poops) as a scent marker or "Hey this is me I did this I was here REMEMBER ME".

And it smells terrible. Just awful. We're talking 40 cakes terrible here. It's poo and rotting fish and vomit and vaguely coppery and.. just... ueeughghghghgheeeughgh...

HOWEVER this isn't always the case, especially with smaller dogs. Sometimes people start expressing the glands themselves and they enlarge to the point that they no longer express themselves and it needs to be done manually. All the time. Or else it's really uncomfortable all the time for them so they start scooting trying to relieve the pressure and leave little brown streaks everywhere they scoot.

I don't really recommend that you start draining it unless A) your vet recommends it or B) your dog is super uncomfortable and doing all the scooty stuff I mentioned.

It's also a defense mechanism. So if the dog is stressed out and freaking then they'll spray them, kinda like a skunk, except... not.

IAMA Dog Groomer! Ama. by shadeofpalmsin AMA

[–]shadeofpalms[S] 1 point2 points ago

Good coworkers, working equipment, earplugs, sharp tools, and a consistent customer flow. Right now I'm working out the rest of a 2 year no-competition contract I signed to be trained as a groomer. After that, any plans on working from home or starting my own business will depend on when I can move into a house (1 bedroom apartment right now), or build up enough savings to start a mobile grooming service.

Honestly, I'm hoping to become an Academy instructor to teach new groomers the basics with the company I'm working for. They guarantee my hourly pay, so if there isn't a lot of business (as is the case in the winter), I still get a half decent paycheck. Most places don't have that, so for now I'm good where I'm at.

IAMA Dog Groomer! Ama. by shadeofpalmsin AMA

[–]shadeofpalms[S] 0 points1 point ago

For me, I started as a bather, or the person who bathes all the dogs who don't get haircuts. After awhile of doing that for awhile the managers decided I was up to grooming, so I went to "Academy". Keep in mind, "Academy" in the corporate-pet-store talk means going to another store for a month and being trained in the basics by an experienced groomer. After that I went back to my home store and had to do 100 breed cuts: 20 spaniel cuts, 20 poodle/handscissor cuts, 20 long-leg terrier cuts, 20 short-leg terrier cuts, and 20 shave downs.

If you can afford to go to a vocational grooming school, go for it. It gives you the chance to get into high-end show quality grooming; it's a lot more expensive, though.

You don't need a degree in anything special, but I found my background in sculpting helped me to picture the specific haircut I needed to do. I would say the biggest things you need to be successful at this job is to be very. Very. Very patient. Understand that no matter how hard you try, your groom won't come out as nice as you think it should. Some dogs have bad fur, some dogs don't put up with what you're trying to do. Know that there will be some days when you crack, that you have nothing but bad dogs and rude customers. Don't be bitchy to your coworkers - they're going through the same crap you are.

For the most part, I do enjoy my job. Like I said, there are days that just... suck. Horribly. Terribly. Customers are rude, my dogs are terrible, I'm so behind schedule and all I can do is take an emergency break to cry behind the store. But then I there are days when I have awesome dogs, my favorite customers come in, and everything's really chill and amazing. Those are my favorite days.

Problem dogs tend to come in waves - some days you don't get any, some days all you get are bad ones. Usually I can handle it if it's a smaller one, but if its an older/bigger dog that's giving problems.. well... it can get frustrating.

Yorkies, English Springers, Chihuahuas, Lab/Goldendoodles, German Shepherds can be troublesome, Chow-Chows are doable (but you should pay attention during the check-in, if its aggressive then it's probably not getting done. We don't mess with Chows.). Other than those it's really case-by-case.

I make enough to support my boyfriend and I while he's unemployed going to school.. So, rent, credit card, and groceries. We have to get help from his parents a little, but we get by. A couple of the groomers in my shop that are faster than me and have a solid customer base have been known to take home $1000 a week.. but that's rare. Personally, if I make anything over $500/wk then I did really well. My goal this year is to hit $600.

In our shop, if a dog is injured we immediately take it to the vet. We have one in the store, so it's really easy to get them taken care of quick. We don't charge for the service, cover the vet bill and any followup the dog has to have.

I've heard of smaller shops not covering the vet bill or still charging for service.. I find it ridiculous. Every groomer goes through that at some point.. We're dealing with sharp objects around unruly animals that really don't want us to do what we're doing; we're always one headjerk away from chopping up an ear.

Honestly, I get more stressed when a dog is being bad, not because they're being difficult and I can't do what I need to, but because it isn't safe. A lot of times I'll get an owner who gets a little miffed at me because I couldn't do this or that, but I have to take that over stabbing their dog in the eye, cutting off it's tongue, slicing up their stomach, cutting off a toenail to the paw, etc.

Sorry for the long answers, there's a lot of questions there. ;

IAMA Dog Groomer! Ama. by shadeofpalmsin AMA

[–]shadeofpalms[S] 0 points1 point ago

There have been little bites, but usually I'm quick/aware enough of the situation to get out of the way.

Except for one time. I was working on a Bernese Mountain Dog (rouchgly 150 lbs) that was super aggressive for the drier (but that I hadn't really noticed). I thought I could control it.. Nope.

He got me right on the forearm. I was wearing a bite glove (a big elbow length rubber glove with cheap Kevlar in it), so it wasn't too bad; a huge bruise bigger than my hand and a couple dimples in my skin. If I hadn't been wearing it I would've been in the hospital for awhile.

As far as doing anything weird, it's usually at the owner's request. There was a weird chihuahua terrier... thing... that came in and the owner wanted me to do all this weird stuff to it (she'd never gotten the dog groomed before). So I did what she said the best I could, and when she picked up the dog she said it looked okay, then went out and informed my manager that the haircut made her "physically ill" just looking at it.

Can't please everyone.

IAMA Dog Groomer! Ama. by shadeofpalmsin AMA

[–]shadeofpalms[S] 0 points1 point ago

Personally I haaaaaate doing English Springer Spaniels.. I haven't had one Springer that I've worked on that I didn't get really really frustrated with.

In general, though, Yorkies can be relatively awful if they don't come from a good owner (which has a lot to do with the behavior of the dog), Chihuahuas can be overly aggressive, as well.

Usually the biggest problems I have are with dogs that haven't been spayed or neutered, especially the male dogs. They're always trying to be jerks for something.

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