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Dear protesters: please stop wearing Guy Fawkes masks. by missingpiecein Portland

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Why protest in Portland if you can't be trendy about it? /sarcasm

IAMA United States Army sniper now working as a drill sergeant. AMA. by looney82in IAmA

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My company commander (Coast Guard for drill sergeant) got stationed the same place as me and I just ran into him last night and we had a shot of patron and visited like real people. It was nice. I was able to thank him for getting me off to such a good start but man that guy was a real hard ass during boot camp. How is army boot camp compared to coast guard boot camp do you know? I just figured every branch claims to have a really tough boot camp.

I've worked hard to get into shape and now I'm less attracted to my boyfriend's body by [deleted]in sex

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Take him to the gym with you. Cook healthy for him/ make healthier options more available. Eventually he'll catch on.

IAmA Closeted gay NCAA Division 1 football player. AMAA. by YoudNeverKnowin IAmA

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Most of your friends and teammates probably already know/suspect

Question about the paperwork process when applying to teach abroad in Korea by dvdrdiscsin korea

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Recruiters just want to know you're not wasting their time. It's a lot easier to place someone with certainty when they know the person actually has their documents. Simply make photocopies of your original documents and submit those to your recruiter so they know, "ok, this guys ready to go, we can start placing him" save the originals for the hagwon you want to commit to.

Is there a way to text .gifs? by zalapa89in iphone

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From my experience no, but they can be received.

it offensive enough they did not have diet coke, and then they left this sign... by amers216in reddit.com

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UPVOTE!

In regards to blackout Korea, saw this at Taco Bell in Itaewon at 6pm today. Should I submit it? by Terocsin korea

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What is blackout Korea? Is it a serious thing or a joke thing set up by foreigners? When I was there we had a couple guys in our circle of friends who would be like this guy. Basically they couldn't handle their booze, and took way advantage of koreas loose alcohol laws. Going out with them got real annoying real fast. I think they thought it was funny or cool or something but really they were just liabilities. Soon they couldn't find anyone to go out with, or everyone would share a cab and then ditch them before they got drunk because no one wanted to end up babysitting.

A friendly request to all Europeans coming to American restaurants... by tgatin reddit.com

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Yes. I used to cook at a restaurant and each server had a different tip out habits. They were required to leave 10% of food sales at the end of a shift (company policy) and they would often give us "above and beyond" tips for running food, pouring drinks, making XYZ on the fly, or throwing in extras because that stuff ultimately results in a higher tab and happier customer which all leads to more tips.

There were also the servers who never gave the kitchen a dime more than they were required to and it made it a lot harder on themselves.

Also, if you're out at a restaurant and something about the food is really good, make sure to tell the server to share with the cook, or at least compliment the chef

"My ex-fiance's mother posted this totally embarrassing and vaguely threatening message on my Facebook wall..." by GyantSpyderin reddit.com

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maybe she was drunk face booking

What's the most illogical thing you can remember thinking as a child? by LBeedellin AskReddit

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I thought gnomes lived in traffic signals. From inside they could peer out of tiny holes so they would know when to change the lights.

Is there a theory out there that says the more users a website gets, the overall intelligence level decreases? by MAJORPOOPYin AskReddit

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Yea it exists, basically the more users a community has, the more diluted the origins of the community become and everyone becomes a piss drinking scumbag steve instead of an intelligent gamer/programmer/philosopher that they started out as.

I think the guy who coined the theory also coined the term "newb" or "newbie" i'll see if I can find that

Soon to be ex is out on a date and it is killing me by betteroffwithoutmein AskReddit

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Dont' stalk her! More likely scenario than getting off the hook and owing no spousal support is getting a restraining order. Try and find something to stay busy and keep your mind off of it. Sounds like maybe you're not quite over her yet, but it's time to start moving on. Maybe go to the gym and get in an extra tough work out.

What's wrong with me? need advice on women... by haha_isjokein AskReddit

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You need advice on yourself. start talking to women, you wont hit a home run your first time up to bat, but at least you'll go out swinging.

Come up with questions, or conversation topics that you can keep in your back pocket (not literally) and draw on. The internet has a lot that can help get you started.

step 2: practice talking with girls you find less threatening. either that you're already friendly with or for whatever reason not intimidating. maybe a female professor or something.

step 3: be sincere

step 4: if they answer a question ask follow up questions and keep them talking. It can be a little difficult because it requires some thinking on your feet. But if you're sincere in the conversation it wont be a problem.

if you practice this, you will meet a lot of women, make more friends, and have better relationships with people you work with.

EDIT: I was not clear enough when I said ask questions. Ask A LOT of questions. Not yes or no questions either. Ones that will keep the conversation going but allowing her to do most of the talking. She'll think you're the most interesting guy on campus but she won't know a damn thing about you

If two people have the same weight behind their punch does the person that swings fastest punch harder? by spiralingintocontrolin AskReddit

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F=MA so if 2 objects have the same mass the one that is accelerating faster will have more force.

When I was very young I would experience a sensation of time slowing down, and everything would get all blurry and sharp at the same time. Can anyone explain this? by AlexanderSalamanderin AskReddit

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I would experience something similar as a kid. We would go to the pool everyday during the summer and I clearly remember a few times swimming underwater but being able to hold my breath indefinitely, for as long as I wanted to swim around. I don't know if this was just me getting the hang of breath control but it seems like you said, when I started being aware of it and wanting it to happen again it stopped happening. I was about 6 or 7.

How would you react? by mysexytimeacctin AskReddit

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I guess it wold depend on the person doing the touching. Friend or stranger? And also how did my SO respond. If she reciprocated that would bother me enough to bring it up at an appropriate time.

touching from a stranger - generally not ok, depends on the situation grabbing from a stranger - throat punch

Just used my free netflix trial, any good movies/ shows I should be watching? by Numbhandin AskReddit

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r/netflixbestof

got it wrong the first time :/

What do you hate about Reddit? by [deleted]in AskReddit

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Start cashing it in for cool Reddit gear and promo codes.

Dear Reddit. Sigh. Losing hair but I'm only 21. Any advice? by ThrowawayAlacartein AskReddit

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Get a short haircut and keep up with it so it at least looks well maintained. I think a new haircut on a balding person looks better than an unkempt full head of hair. Also, don't be the guy who is always wearing a hat.

edit: gym up

What should I put on my protest sign? by the_glass_geckoin AskReddit

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THOUSANDS OF KOALAS GO HUNGRY EACH YEAR SO THIS POWER PLANT CAN BURN EUCALYPTUS!

Someone has an elephant up their ass. The most aggressive downvoter I've seen on Reddit. by twinbloodtalonsin pics

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I would recommend figuring out the karma, about twice a year I cash mine in for cool Reddit gear and promo codes.

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